If the US were to leave Iraq prematurely, we would all witness a genocidal ass whooping that will make Darfur look like goddam Laguna Beach.

And speaking of Darfur, hey rest of the world, still waiting for you to prove your worth this millenium.

new cell phone, same number. thank God. but still, it's a total bitch to have to get used to a new phone. plus not all of my stuff got transfered, but the +150 numbers did so that's pretty awesome.

new ipod tomorrow hopefully. can't wait.

my life is getting back on track.

so uh....

ipod nano and cell phone both appear to be broken.

i know it's never funny to joke about suicide, but when my cell phone and ipod break in the same night, who the hell is joking damnit?

luckily my old/new cd player still works so i can listen to song about suicide on that.

but shit cunt fuck.

You scored as Bryan. Bryan Censoni

Bryan
90%
Buchanan
80%
Bob
80%
Koepping
70%
plato
70%
gump
70%
Rocca
40%
Heimbuck
40%
Moore
30%
dodson
30%
lovelin
30%
hubes
30%
Park
10%
elliot
0%
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this one from somethingawful.com. one of the better sites on the internet (except when walker ray logs onto it. then it's just gay. COUNT IT!)

"how many illegal immigrants can you fit into a '78 Chevy K-10 pickup truck? No, this is not a joke, I am just wondering for future reference."

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