It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Somebody cosign for me.

Wow, i'm surprised this thing is still alive...er..somethin. anyway, it is summer. i feel so stupid now. i just get up and don't know what to do. i wanna go swimmin. alright i'ma end this shizbang for i go on ramblin without anything funny to keep you excited and willing to continue reading. lata bitches!

right now i'm bored out of my mind. get this, i was so bored yesterday, i played online chess... yes it's true. i should prolly be at track right now, but um... running in the cold makes your balls all compacted and what not (boys know what i mean). and see i talked to my balls and frankly they said they're not havin it. It's bad enough they ( Read more... )

yesterday was me berfday. it wasn't much of a birthday but after like 14 they start becomin closer and closer to just days. i got some scratch however so that was coo, (scratch is monies for all you nonebonic speakers). So, now for somethin funny and interesting. I saw a homeless man on the way home from church, and i was like...how you gone be ( Read more... )

hey buddies, it's been like a moth or so, or month i mean... you guys prolly don't measure time in moths due to typographical errors. yay for molly and her frozed off wart. yay for addison for hating school as much if not more than i do. yay for max for inspiring me to make a funny attempt at a philisophical thought. yay for claire for no ( Read more... )

we had a two hour delay today. and my dumbass got up early. school is so pointless. i hate comin to a stale green light when i'm walkin to school. it always happens too. i'm like, oh i won't make it, but then the light stays green for another year or so. so then the next time it happens i used my good judgement and go, but i get stranded ( Read more... )

tonight was a huge disappointment

raise you hand if i'm hot

seriously guys, i nearly drowned myself drinkin like half-a-swallow of water today. i dunno what happened. i was drinkin and the next thing i know, the waters goin up and not down. yeah, i definitely watched a stream of lukewarm water pour outta my nose. i'm glad i never said anything to max about him gettin coke all over his genital region. ( Read more... )

i'm too tired to think of somethin funny...i lied. why does a small brown rodent thing get a holiday named after it, and all i get is a birthday? seriously, how much pot do you have to smoke before you think of something that dumb. i'd blame clinton for it cept groundhog day has been around longer than him. there's just no excuse for havin this ( Read more... )