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[kankinator]

Haven't been around in awhile. Somebody took me to Chinatown. You know what's cheap there? EVERYTHING! Crack, weed, sex.... EVERYTHING!!!! There was this awesome lucky cat figurine that was 50 cents, I think. And i stole it. I have decided to name him Jenkins. Just like my peepee

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[lolomg_pr0n]

You forgot? YOU FORGOT!?

You ass, I was taking you to the hospital because you cut yourself!

[lolomg_pr0n]

And HOW the hell did you even get out of the hospital..?

[kankinator]

...Oh yeah.... I uhh... burned it down... kind of... *coughs awkwardly*

[lolomg_pr0n]

You burned it down..?

[soundsystem_]

Dude fuck yeah, Chinese hookers rock.

((Jenkins X3))

[kankinator]

Especially the ones without the diseases. Cuz' you know, crabs suck. *highfives Zaku*

ZAKU

[panksters]

Dude, those fuckin... ew.

Re: ZAKU

[kankinator]

Yeah... fucking crabs. Why must sex have so many motherfucking consequences?

[daddys_cosmos]

Chinatown is dirty. One time a bum thought I was a hooker and I punched him in the face and ran away.

[kankinator]

...You mean you weren't?

[palpable]

Do you want to die? *smiles dangerously*

[kankinator]

No that's okay. *smiles stupidly*

[_woundtootight]

Everything pisses you off....Midgets are pretty scary, though.

If I thought I had ANY control over you at all I might try to stop you from going again.

I don't, though, so whatever. Have fun.

[kankinator]

The hell you mean everything pisses me off? You pissed off all the time. Your pissed off right now! Damn pms

You can always come with me next time if you wanted too.