What. The. Hell. Can't a guy pass out in a gutter on his own birthday for a month or two without is own damn town falling into chaos?? What happened to that party anyway ( Read more... )

Okay it was a perfectly normal day right? I just finished stuffing some freshman in a locker when the bell for 4th period rang. Naturally, I headed over to the bathroom to smoke some shit. But when I opened the door.... All of the teachers were there. All of them. Just standing in a row and staring at me like I just beat their mothers to death with ( Read more... )

Check the new wheels, bitches.


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I've had it. Life without drugs isn't life at all. Everything is just blunt and wearisome. Besides, my body is dying for putting up with all of these heavy withdrawals. Rehab may have taught me how to supress it but I think I slipped up a bit in school today. In english, that damn teacher of mine made me read outloud to the class. I only got ( Read more... )

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Doctors took everything. The weed. The opium. The cocaine. My dignity. There's even a restraining order saying I can't come within 4 miles without getting ambushed by cops. Temari says its just until I can get a "grip" but come on. Do I LOOK like I'm freaking out here? *twitches ( Read more... )

They sent me to the hospital for T.B... If they say its for T.B., then why are these damn people in white coats asking me what I dreamt about the night before ( Read more... )

Umm.... Has anyone seen my car? Or my siblings?

I must have been smoking some serious shit the other day to have seen what I've seen. So I was walking down the street and these 4 huge dogs fucking jump out of nowhere and stand up. Yes. On their hind-legs. And they stand-up and uhhh... yeah i was like all "Goddamn..." and the dog standing in the middle, the one dressed like megaman, I ran up and ( Read more... )

Haven't been around in awhile. Somebody took me to Chinatown. You know what's cheap there? EVERYTHING! Crack, weed, sex.... EVERYTHING!!!! There was this awesome lucky cat figurine that was 50 cents, I think. And i stole it. I have decided to name him Jenkins. Just like my peepee ( Read more... )