Comments | kankinator: Damn the luck

kankinator

Damn the luck

May 12, 2006 17:24

Okay it was a perfectly normal day right? I just finished stuffing some freshman in a locker when the bell for 4th period rang. Naturally, I headed over to the bathroom to smoke some shit. But when I opened the door.... All of the teachers were there. All of them. Just standing in a row and staring at me like I just beat their mothers to death with ( Read more... )

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flamingbassist May 13 2006, 02:48:15 UTC

...I could have gone my whole life without knowing that you have a strange fetish for a stripper!Kiba to jump out of your birthday cake. >_>

kankinator May 13 2006, 05:51:06 UTC

Heyheyheyhey. Can't a guy want another guy to jump out of his cake without being accused of being gay? Besides. There would still be a stripper. I wonder if my old french maid's costume would fit Gaara...

sandcastle_king May 13 2006, 08:40:16 UTC

...hold your horses.
What?

I am NOT wearing a maid's costume for you for ANY reason.

kankinator May 13 2006, 08:50:42 UTC

Don't say no until you see it. Personally, I think you wouldn't look half bad in red ribbons.

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offkeyqueen May 13 2006, 05:20:38 UTC

Shit, I'd follow you. That sounds fucking awesome.

kankinator May 13 2006, 05:53:35 UTC

Yeah, its going to be off the hook. The more the merrier. Just don't touch that fish in the ice box back there. I'm saving it.

offkeyqueen May 14 2006, 04:54:20 UTC

Sure thing. I'm not too much for fish, anyway, save some kinds of sushi. So, you won't have to worry.

kankinator May 15 2006, 00:47:28 UTC

Good. Oh right, forgot to ask. Could you do the honors of bringing the actual cake? I'm already asking Gaara for something else and Temari isn't exactly the iron chef.

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bashful_hyuuga May 13 2006, 12:16:14 UTC

...No. >(

kankinator May 13 2006, 20:42:15 UTC

.....Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? *presses said item over Hinata's mouth and nose*

bashful_hyuuga May 13 2006, 20:46:22 UTC

What- *sniffs and faints* x.x

kankinator May 13 2006, 20:48:11 UTC

*attempts to hide her under carpet* Don't worry, its only until after my birthday is over.

cheeba_puppy May 14 2006, 00:36:16 UTC

Heeeey Kank, have ya seen Hinata? I can't seem to find her anywhere! D:

kankinator May 14 2006, 00:51:57 UTC

I think she said something about leaving town for awhile. Anyways, you're definitly comming, right? I've got way too many props lying around the house, so you get your own costume too. *pulls a leather harness from behind his back and sneers*

temari_112 May 14 2006, 11:10:13 UTC

Well, I'm happy you know I'm not wearing that thing.

Anywho, hell yes let's go on the road trip! When we leaving?

kankinator May 14 2006, 18:51:04 UTC

Tomorrow at the crack of noon. And don't you fret, Temari. There's plenty of this kinky stuff to go around.

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