Well it's a pretty ok handjob, but I'm not completely sure I really want to turn it into a handcareer, you know?

Not having a good time of it, lately. Stress begets more stress, worried about it getting out of control.

My brother had to have his cat put down yesterday. Sammie was a naughty kitty, and that's why we loved him. He was so tiny when I first met him, back in '95 when I first moved out here. He got to be a huge old blob, then recently he was mostly skin and bones anymore. Anyway, I miss him.

Starting a ''real'' blog for the new year...
http://ihiwms.wordpress.com/
Any comments, and especially suggestions on improvements, would be most welcome!

a pretty good combination

(see also: pizza & beer)

You can't make me.

Not as much fun as the petting zoo.

Performed on Benjamin Franklin shortly after his death, revealed 43 dominions.

What does an exploding horse sound like, anyway?

What if there was a kind of anti-formspring, where you could ask innane questions and not have to worry about possibly getting an answer?