The world has gone topsy-turvy! I am posting about one of my lunatic ramblings that actually has some impact on my daily condition! Good God! I have finally figured out why the hell Buddhists and hippies have been after me to meditate all this time. Now, don't go putting words into my mouth, I didn't actually fucking meditate. Meditation leads to ( Read more... )

I want to be a robber-baron. I enjoy suits with vests, and cigars, and laughing at other's misfortune. I've always found something almost mystically appealing about trains. I've never gotten too terribly into port and sherry, but I'm willing to make the effort. I can chortle like nobody's business. I think I'd make an excellent robber-baron ( Read more... )

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Dramamine
Epoxy
Flounder
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Jackal
Kaleidoscope
Larvae
Mutineer
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In the world we occupy today, political correctness and the respect for the feelings of other pervades our every conversation. Especially at work, when a formal environment is paramount to a productive environment. Fuck that. Right in the earhole. So today, what I will do, is list some of my favorite corporate doubletalk, along with translations ( Read more... )

.....and Mark Zuckerberg is His Prophet ( Read more... )

This coming summer, I'll be breaking one of my supposedly incontrovertible rules: Fuck South America, And All Such Noise. Look at any country down there, and you'll find a group of people who have at one point in time hacked dozens of pregnant women to death with machetes. Those same people will have a body count numbering in the hundreds or ( Read more... )

I've had an interesting few weeks, which have resulted in some off-the-wall thinking processes, even for me. Isn't that already frightening? Fuck it, I think that every once in a while, a man should delve into his various psychoses. Let his thoughts percolate, and see what strange brew coagulates. In that vein, with an adequate amount of gusto, and ( Read more... )

So, you've just woken up sweating and coughing from a weird nightmare about skinless, blood-dripping ghouls dancing the CanCan to In Paradisum. You look over to see a tall man wearing a grey trenchcoat who is breathing heavily while stroking the moist, olive-green, pulsating tumor on the side of his face. You start awake, realizing only too late ( Read more... )

Just a few odd thoughts that have plagued my mind for some time now ( Read more... )

Following on the heels of my wildly acclaimed transliteration of Hamlet so loved by the literati of the world, allow me to present a famous scene from that gripping lover's tryst, Romeo and Juliet ( Read more... )