...but Aleena is eating a slice of pizza GIVEN TO HER BY THE HOMELESS WOMAN WHO SITS IN FRONT OF OUR BUILDING!

Oh how far we have sunk. :(

She says if she dies, she loves everyone. ^^

You know...I do a lot of interesting things. I went on a cruise to Mexico, I spent a weekend in L.A., I managed to roll Aleena off of the couch without throwing out my back...my life is filled with excitement ( Read more... )

We are getting chef coats for work...which means me! Despite my spending most of my time behind a computer (I'm like those people who work at Hollywood Video and say they are in the movie industry...except for the food industry ( Read more... )

Let's go back to my most recent LJ post in which I declared myself a genius for conquering the world of the company newsletter with style and panache ( Read more... )

Due to the sudden quitting of the other lady in the office (apparently my awesome made her uncomfortable...that's half true anyway...only more "my presence" and less "my awesome"), I've been put in charge of the company newsletter. The new company motto is, why pay for someone when Caroline can do it for free. \o/ Did I also mention I'm the new ( Read more... )

And thus, I am stalling ( Read more... )

Kim says ( Read more... )

the letter H, the number 7 and the word "overreact ( Read more... )

Just wanted to let everyone know Aleena made it safely and we are currently living in Dr. Dolittle's hippy den...in Oakland ( Read more... )

First, my brother went for an interview today at the restaurant I used to work at. The manager asked him about the importance of punctuality. His response ( Read more... )