my life is all fucked up and i have nobody to blame but MYSELF!!!

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i'm going to california tomorrow and i might never come back...

California, here i come! yeah!

last night i had a spring break, girls gone wild time. i must have been making up for all those spring break parties that i didn't want to be a part of. i just hope whoever has pictures of my boobs destroys them! and i lost my damn bracelet again. fuckin' beer!

camping was fun! Jake and Jill didn't go because matt's friend tim, dosen't like them. i could care less i just wanted to go camping. the first night we all got drunk and told funny stories. in the middle of the night i had to pee so bad and had no flashlight. i figured i'd find the way by just going towards the light. getting to the bathroom was ( Read more... )

i don't know about the energy part. anyway i'm going camping this weekend, YEAH!

How to make a karmen
Ingredients:

3 parts success

3 parts courage

3 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
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what made me think i could parent a teenager? fuck, i don't know...i could have killed that stupid mother fucker if he would have opened the door. i would have made sure he had no penis to screw my sister with. i know i sound angry but that's what happens when your life is put on hold and you take in a child. nobody fucks with her!! i'm trying my ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

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