my mate marc's just got engaged!
I'm the best man innit!

eeeeee can you believe that? Me? a BEST Man. ooyah!

I've just been to work, and had a long discussion with my Boss about something which me and my ex-workmate Steve had discussed ( Read more... )

Sometimes, you just can't fucking win can you? no matter what you do, there's always some fucker who's dissatisfied, it's a pile of arse if you ask me and you can all go fuck yourselves.

You have an important run to make. It has to happen quickly, so a plane is the only option ( Read more... )

*~*Am i ( Read more... )

survey swiped from speedwayjunkie[makes you laugh the most?]: Marc ( Read more... )

DVLA Suck my Nuts!!

Today, i recieved a formal letter from the DVLA.

Informing me, that i now have 3 points on my driving license and of course, a £75 fine.

57mph in a 40mph Zone.

What a fucker eh?!?!?!?

Ripped from clawed
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Here.

Fuck the lot of ye's.

Bunch of fucking dirty bastard snakes. THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF YOU.

All my Friends tell me that you don't deserve it.
I Contemplate...
In my heart, i know you're worth it.