[11:55] Juan: got a shot
[11:55] Juan: in the ass
[11:55] MayB: I knew you played catcher
[11:55] Juan: and paid to have it done

give me it. all your noodles.

I won football. 5 of 5.

EPIC

This morning on my way to work, almost in the exact same place I saw the big hispanic woman in pink riding the pink bike with a pink barbie backpack, I saw a bald man wearing an orange dress washing his van. At first I thought he was probably a monk, but I don't think monk's wear dresses that short and tight. This man was not a delicate creature ( Read more... )

EPIC!

[11:26] Fhrost Byte: how the fuck do you spell that little cricket that sits on your shoulder ( Read more... )

Muscles still really throb, but Wednesday night was the ultimate test. I was so broke paying out roomy's bills and my own so I bought some supplies to sell. I had it on my hands, smelled it, watched others use it. I was drunk...and STILL said no. It was really hard, but I did it ( Read more... )

So this morning I wake up and there's a strange man coming out of the closet and Eric, my tweaker landlord is looking at me. I think, "if I keep blinking, it'll go away." And my nipples are sunburnt...nothing else is....just my nipples. WTF?

For the sake of getting out of the house Saturday night, Will and I went tanning. He did 13 minutes, I did 15. Upon leaving my private room, I noticed no changes. I never felt warm tingly sensations during the tanning, nor did I feel them after. 3 hours later, however, Will and I both started feeling itchy and when we removed our clothing, we both ( Read more... )