The Shrimp

A shrimp who sought his lady shrimp
Could catch no glimpse
Not even a glimp.
At times, translucence
Is rather a nuisance.

To My Valentine More than a catbird hates a cat ( Read more... )

But there is a woman here at work that looks EXACTLY like Ichabod Crane. But this may be her aim since she always wears her hair in a low (rather colonial period looking) ponytail.

http://www.dizneypins.com/AugImages/IchA.jpg

So last Thursday I went to get my slew of medical test - bone scan, CAT scan, blood work and mammogram ( Read more... )

What's your position on bibs for adults ( Read more... )

I'm home "sick". Technically, I did wake up with a really bad headache - but I've had some Advil and extra sleep and my only remaining symptom is increasing laziness. I would call a doctor, but I can't be bothered.

( So here's some pictures )

I'm leaving work early today to renew my driver's license at the last possible moment (tomorrow I turn 35 ( Read more... )

Just FYI - I'm going to cut down my friends page. I don't do a bunch of filters to discreetly not read people journals that I'm out of touch with. My journal is pretty public - so it's not about keeping people out. If you are a friend (or community - ha!) I've cut and you feel hurt - my apologies ( Read more... )

Poll Do you want me to card you?

The first turkey was 131% done. But luckily I started the second a little later.

http://www.roastaturkey.com/#c4f6b023

Dig in.

Today's obsession: Cooking a virtual turkey to perfection. It takes hours. http://www.roastaturkey.com I have two going now. The plan is to open one oven and see how done one is so I know how much longer to keep the second going. Genius. I will rule the world one day. So far, my ( Read more... )