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Dating people who like you back: IT'S CRAZY (tm) -
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Am I an old lady for thinking it's super rude to use dating sites as a networking tool?
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Dear Lord, please replace all this over analysis of social situations and boy problems with the ability to do math, amen.
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Dear Universe,
I know that whenever I've mentally bartered with you, I've always asked for talent and success before true love and human understanding.
But as of this moment, I reverse that request.
From here on forward, I only ask to be passionately, romantically, devotedly loved by an equal partner who respects me and wants to face this heartless ( Read more... ) -
PSA to the men that I've loved
I don't want your fucking respect.
I want your god damn love.
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Being home's got me mega depressed. I think I'mma write an essay about it. Yeah, it's that deep a depression. I thought alcohol would cure it but when I was presented with bourbon I couldn't even. Hopefully getting back to New York will cure me right quick ( Read more... ) -
open letter to myself
Do not look at the manuscript.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MANUSCRIPT.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MANUSCRIPT.
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