Sometimes my dreams really are more interesting, more enjoyable, than my waking life. The things my sub-conscious (and semi-conscious mind, through lucid dreaming) come up with are often spectacular, if not a little far-fetched.
The thing is, even the most simple of action in a dream is fun. Walking: I have the most incredible sights, usually of ( Read more... )

Touch me. And then kiss me. Until I get my satisfaction. Satisfaction...

I didn't win the lottery =(
Nawh, I just found three-hundred dollars outside Touch Nightclub. Oh, and drinks were discounted. And I got a free pack of cigarettes.
Did I forget to mention the awesome dance partners I acquired? Fuck ya, Touch is the way to go.

Let's see: Last ( Read more... )

WHY IS IT SO FRIGGIN' HOT?

I have quite the story. It is stupid and will make me appear to be the dumbest person you know, but it's a story. Let me start at the beginning...

Sometimes life likes to throw hurdles your way. I mean, it could just gently place the hurdles in your way so you could leap over them, but no. Life likes to chuck them at you ( Read more... )

Oops, forgot to blog. Man I know how to be forgetful.

Five days without a cigarette.
I know that usually this blog isn't about me, but God! I think I am going to kill someone. All of this stress and no smokes? BAHH!!
Okay. On to normal blogging. Just congratulate me on my attempt to quit smoking.

Cemeteries are the best and most poignant places to take ( Read more... )

Fuck.
Sometimes, I feel like yelling at people making out in public. "HEY. IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT WHERE I CAN SEE IT, LET ME JOIN IN".
Instead, I "ignore" them and pretend not to be affected.

If I were a dinosaur, I would positively be a T-Rex. No questions asked. Sometimes when I am really bored, I will curl my arms to make them short and will stomp ( Read more... )

DUMPED? PMS-ing? OR maybe you just need to bring something to that BBQ you forgot about that starts in 20 minutes.
Well, whatever the reason, you will love sinful this treat.

(The following makes ONE serving of the mug brownie)
Ingredients:
4 Tablespoons Flour
4 Tablespoons Sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa powder (Note: don't use cocoa mix or quik, it shouldn' ( Read more... )

*start reading while listening to The Beatles - "Hey Jude"
Absinthe.
Shhh. Listen to the sound of the ocean, the ocean as it hits the shore and sprays us with flora and fauna. Thirsty for more. Drink, drink, drink and feast on youth.

Sometimes I wonder about myself.
Think: brunette hair, blue eyes and wobbly bits.
I see you, I see that tree over there ( Read more... )

Here is my little exercise regime I think will get a lot of couples into living a better and healthier life:

Monday: Together: Bikram's HOT Yoga ( Read more... )

I am so bloody blessed it's barely believable.

I will admit that on the rare occasion I forget this fact, but I try to remember it. It's hard to remember when my mind is runny like it has a bad cold. I have a million thoughts in a day, sometimes I think that I have more thoughts in an hour than all the thoughts of everyone in the world in a day. Is ( Read more... )