A rather odd fellow named Steerpike is yet another mysterious twin of mine. Most curious.

Steerpike and my brother Alexarchos have the same brooding intensity. Brian Slade is just as flamboyant as Pleistarchos, and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers reminds me of Philippos for some reason.

Nikanor is very much himself. I've met no one like him.

Between Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Brian Slade, I'm starting to think I'm seeing double. Or triple. You know what I mean.

A nobleman, an akt-whore, and a whore; we're quite a motley group.

This silly English language bores me. When Alexander conquers the world (and he will) I will put forward a motion to change the official language to Greek, as it should be. That being said...

WHAT OUR NAMES MEAN

Kassandros -- kainimai (excellence) + anir (man), hence "excellence of man".
Nikanor -- nike (victory) + anir (man), hence "victory of ( Read more... )

My brother Nikanor tells me that the people of this era have a silly tradition they call 'New Years Resolutions', where you make promises you have no intention of keeping. He insisted we write down our Resolutions' so I could post them here.

Nikanor's Resolution: To get a Guns N Roses tattoo on my left shoulder-blade.

Philippos' Resolution: To ( Read more... )

Tonight I was watching this ridiculous 'anime' that purports to be about the adventures of Alexander. The crimes perpetuated by this cartoon, "Reign", are unforgivable -- Olympias does not have green hair, Kleitus has never worn anything that displays his nipples, and Alexander has yet to conquer the world with giant robots ( Read more... )

My brothers and I recently went shopping with Alexander's kre-dit card, a magical amulet that makes people give you all sorts of marvelous things without requiring real money, such as gold or silver, in payment ( Read more... )

Today my siblings and I went to the silly wreck-ree-ai-shun area at Alexander's candidate compound. I said it was too cold to go swimming but Nikanor claimed that this thing called a 'hot-tub' was plenty warm enough, and he was right ( Read more... )

My name is Kassandros Antipatrou, and I was born 351 B.C.E. in the nation of Macedon. My father was a prominent Macedonian nobleman named Antipatros who later became a general and regent. I have eight siblings, five brothers and three sisters; they are Nikanor, Iolaus, Pleistarchos, Philippos, Eurydike, Phila, Nikaia, and one odd fellow named ( Read more... )