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Mixed Signals
So, lately I've had a couple people make mouth noises such as "You never spend any time with me anymore.", "You never come over." , and "I don't get to see you anymore."
This has been coming from more than one person. But, whenever I try to make arrangements to hang out they get weird about it or are not available.
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I had an idea it would be like this. I knew that if I spoke against it, they would love it immediately. So, I railed against myself, saying all the things I feared to hear others say about my work. They loved everything that "she" wrote. I had started this all as a way to let them know I wasn't as bad as they all thought, that I was not ( Read more... ) -
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So, not this past Wednesday but the one before I was at TGI Fridays where I ordered a margarita. And the waiter carded me. Also, as an aside, the blackberry margaritas are totally NOT worth it ( Read more... ) -
so, what did you do at work today?
Today I helped kidnap a cookie and hold it for ransom.
Also discussed the lineage of Paprika from Blues Clues. The proposed theory is that Mrs. Pepper had a sancho named Cayenne. It is alot more plausible than Mr. Salt being genetically tied to this formula.
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I'm sorry
Yeah, so I was at work today when I thought of something ( Read more... ) -
more proof...
...that there may be something wrong with my brain.
Him: The whole town has gone crazy.
Me: Sorry
Him: You didn't do it.
Me: Yes, I did. I absolutely did.
Him: How?
Me: I stole the Lindbergh baby.
Him: Well give it back.
Me: I can't...I sold it.
Him: ...Well, what did you get?
Me: Sonic Beverages.
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So this will be a no kidlet weekend. She is going to Del Rio with her mom. -
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Alrighty my little marshmallow chicken confections. My graduation is Thursday, April 21st at 7PM at the Laurie Auditorium. Anyone who wants to see me walk the stage for my worthless degree is more than welcome to come. -
yeah...about that
I just poured "water" through my face. I felt so miserable that out of desperation I tried that Neti Pot thing. That...is just not right.
In quasi-related news I am awake and I'm not sure how. Maybe because I bought the Walgreen's brand Benadryl knock off. Though it does not seem to be doing much other than taking the edge off. -
Stupid Oak Trees
So, I can add another thing to to the list of worthless allergy medications. Allegra does not work on me. Tomorrow I'm going to the dirty-hippie-store and get the stinging nettle that one of my coworkers told me about.
Stupid Oak Trees