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It's that time of year again, when I give up Catholicism for Lent. -
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So, no shit, there I was. Rolling around in the sand with Joey Ramone and just when things were starting to get good Dr. Bishop and his mother show up and interrupt us. Damn you Dr. Bishop. Because I woke up after that. -
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"We trust filmmakers. We sit in the dark, daring them to affect us, secure in the knowledge that they won't go too far." Meyers (Christopher Britton) in Masters of Horror: John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns. -
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Have you ever talked to someone who was so knowledgeable about something that you just feel stupid? Yeah. He is not mean about it, I think he is cool and it is stuff that I want to know about. But, he starts talking and I just think "jesus-fuck, I'm just going to go lick this window until someone gets here to take me to the zoo." -
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"Hang on a second, I wanna see if he puts his face in the raccoon trap...he did! That's so awesome!" ~Me Gotta love the cheesy horror movies. -
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"Just shoot some icing in my mouth, it'll be fine." ~Me -
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I love my geek husband. He has been trading messages with a friend all day...in binary. And now they've switched to hexadecimal and Base 64. This amuses me ( Read more... ) -
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Hetty: What did you just do?
Eric: I used a VNC controller to piggyback the upload with a Trojan and corrupt the streaming data packets by initiating the stack buffer overflow.
Hetty: In English, Mr. Beale.
Eric: Oh, I broke the internet.
A conversation from NCIS: Los Angeles. It amused me. -
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Last two episodes of Enterprise. One made me cry, the other made my eye twitch so hard it almost fell out of my head. And whoever allowed the glaring inaccuracies should be smacked straight in the face with an apple pie. -
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Me: We're not actually going to take a baby goat home ( Read more... )