why me??

[katamaran]

event?? how about string of events?? god, the past couple of weeks have been so unbelievably hectic. my string of events ranged from seeing a small town cop pull his gun on someone to telling my best friend that her asshole boyfriend cheated on her to having to decide to give up my life or my future (it's confusing, but if you knew the dilemma,

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[lizdefiance]

that's it right, there, kat! that's how you seduce nick - lean over and whisper in his ear, "nick...i think you're okay."

mmm.

[katamaran]

you dare doubt my seduction process?? gee, after i tell him i think he's okay, i'll turn around and smear peanut butter on his nipples. if that doesn't work -

consider me un-screwed.

[lizdefiance]

well, i didn't doubt your seduction process until you mentioned the peanut butter and i saw the errors of your plans...see, we all know that the only kind of peanut butter that should exist is chunky, and chunky peanut butter would just look kind of gross clumped on his nipples.

now what?

i think you're wrong

[katamaran]

it's not so much how it looks - it's all about the taste. why in the hell do you think they'd even consider making flavored condoms??

i mean, have you ever seen a cock??