Ooooh yeah. I conned my sister into shaving the sides of my head!

All that is left is trim, peroxide and dye x 2.... so I've sucessfully come 20% of the way to achieving enlightenment.

Hahahaha! My base just vibrated a speaker off my desk!

I need to attack a pair of pants with my sewing skills... or lack there of.

ARGH! I had a shave yesterday. Although I didn't shave the sides of my head! They need a good attack of the clipper bees!

I have secured my first preferance for school next year.
What a dodgy update! Someone should sue me for wasting their time if they read this!

Ah, Melbourne. It's been too long.

That Bendigo? Oh she meant nothing. It was just a drunken fling!

Hey Mel, how bout you 'n' me.... you know.... Vegas.

Well, I've figured out that I have no idea and havn't had it for some time. This didn't come as a shock. Oh well. This realisation calls for a shrug.

p.s. on a completely unrelated topic. -centerlink should be Mr Bin'Laden's next target.

'The reward of pain is experience.' --Aeschylus

It all started with me being invited back to Bendigo to help drink every type of schnapps in an Eaglehawk bottle shop not including Creme de Cao. Part of me was wary of this situation. Eight other parts of me grouped together and bashed the ever-loving-crap out of that part of me and at the moment it is tied up in a cage somewhere wearing only a ( Read more... )

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )

5:30pm turn over to the ABC for....
Degrassi: The Next Generation

according to the TV guide it's the final! I can't believe I've missed the entire series!

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm not going to smoke ants. Ants are evil.