To whom it may concern

[katayoku_tenshi]

I'd like to have it recorded that Zack has acquired a job in being awesome.

Particular instantiations of localized awesomeness are likely to include points such as:

• Throwing parties at the drop of a hat Surveying the state of morale among diverse populations of civilians
  
  
• Being charming at people and eating things Collecting and assembling

Comments

[im_waaaiting]

Heheheheh!

Sounds like a pretty cool guy!

[katayoku_tenshi]

Many people think so, yes. He's among your volunteers on the park reconstruction crew, for example.

[im_waaaiting]

Oh, yeah! That dude! I hope he shows up soon-- But I'll give everyone time.

I'd like to hang out with him at some point!

[katayoku_tenshi]

Not everyone moves quite as quickly as you do, little friend. Be a bit patient with us excessively tall people? It takes some time to coordinate our legs, which in many cases may be longer than you are tall. The signals have further to go, you see.

[againstfate]

...why are you encouraging him?

[katayoku_tenshi]

Because it's fun? :3

And also because if I keep him happy, I may be more likely to escape notice the next time he starts thinking about sparkly ballerina dresses?

But mostly because it's fun.

[againstfate]

Oh, yeah. I forgot. You don't live with him.

Have I told you how much I hate you lately?

[katayoku_tenshi]

Not recently, no. I must have been lax in my duties as the official bane of your existence, mustn't I? It seems I should amend that. Oh wait, I already did. How convenient. ♥

[fclass]

Did I ever tell you that you're the best friend anyone could ever ask for? Because you are.

[katayoku_tenshi]

No, actually I believe that's your job description. Right up there around being awesome. It's in the fine print. Or if not, it will be soon. Do you realize what an opportunity you've handed me with a public job description I can edit at will?

[fclass]

Well, I think I can manage that, then. ;) Let's agree that it benefits us both, then. XD

[katayoku_tenshi]

That sounds quite agreeable.

By the way, your lovebird seems cranky. Perhaps there hasn't been quite enough teasing in his diet. ...Or calcium. I forget which. So obviously, we should supply him with both! Just to be safe, of course. See, this is why I'm the world-class strategist...

[once_was_human]

[[Hello, there. So sorry to make an ooc post, but I was wondering if you still wanted to do the log with Sephiroth meeting with Hakkai re: reaching?]]

[katayoku_tenshi]

[[I'd be up for it, but Shelke-mun is on hiatus and I'm not sure when she's coming back... ^^;;; I've kind of lost track of how many people are on hiatus for how long, and I don't know if we should have that particular conversation without her?]]

[once_was_human]

[[Ah, you're right, of course! I didn't know she was on hiatus. Shame on me for not checking the ooc board. Thank you!]]

[soviet_shelke]

(Shelke-mun is sorry for the wait up and will now be ready for any plot/log-making. ^^;)

[embraced_dark]

Sounds... arrogant.

[katayoku_tenshi]

Yes, I've never denied that about myself. It would be rather ludicrous, after all.

Of course, I am legally authorized to make proclamations like this; in my position as the general in charge of this world's military, I have the authority to hire whom I wish.

...but then, being arrogant is my natural state of events, so any justification is unneccessary by the definition of arrogance. Take it as you will.

[embraced_dark]

Well, I guess at least you ain't arguing it. Fair enough.