booooooox

[katayoku_tenshi]

box for talking. Talk talk talk box.

Hi box.

Hi hi.

Hi my Cloud, hi Zack, hi Zack's Cloud, hi everyone.

Not bad for a hospital. Doctors all gone, bullets all gone. I like it when doctors go away.And they even gave me the box to talk to. Hi box

Comments

[roseate_sprite]

... Please, go lie down, Sephiroth.

(OOC; This post is made of win. ♥ And Aelita is very, very worried for her daddy now.)

[katayoku_tenshi]

Hi Aelita!

I'm lying down. I don't know where I put my feet. And there are sheets and things in the way.

Good box. It talks back. ♥

[ooc: he's doing better, honest! Being in the hospital with the holes mostly closed is a definite improvement over being in the middle of the Jenova-kicking alley, after all. XD]

[roseate_sprite]

Mmm yes. Hello to you too, Sephiroth.

... Ah, you are quite tall. Ask for a longer bed, perhaps?

That is because it is quite a smart box. ♥

(OOC; That is very true~)

[katayoku_tenshi]

Bed's fine. Just can't find my feet. But nothing hurts, so I guess they're there somewhere?

Good box. But it needs a send sugar button. Can you make a send sugar button?

[ooc: He can't find his feet because they're under the sheets that are tidily tucked in at the bottom of the bed. XD]

[lady_caterina]

Uhm. Brother. I...wouldn't recommend trying to leave just yet. Hospitals tend to get quite touchy when you do that. Trust me. I've tried it myself. Also, they can tie you into the most embarassaing...yes. Just stay put, mkay?

[katayoku_tenshi]

More embarrassing than the too short sheet jacket thing you have to put on backwards?

Almost rather be naked. At least then they're not pretending you're not the object of the experiment. Conde ...con ...dog-head-patting is worse. :<

Also. Abel needs sugar. Too cranky. No send sugar button. Need to tell the box makers about that...

[lady_caterina]

Yes. More embarassing. Trust me on this, brother. Hospital restraints are not any fun. Also, they have the most maddening chemicals....

I'm...afraid Abel needs more than sugar, now. And...well, I can't find him.

[katayoku_tenshi]

psh. Chemicals. Hee. Silllly zoo chemicals... did they think I was a cow? Because Tres made me look like hamburger? Stupid doctors. Not a cow.

...Got a brand. But. Still not a cow. No horns. Wing, but no horns. Cows don't have wings. So. Definitely not a cow.

Just talk to the box. The box knows where everyone is.

But. More than sugar... hmm. Ask Zack? Zack always knows how to make people smile.

Need a send Zack button...

[ardor_mazoku]

Ooooooh~ you poor little dearling, you don't sound like your resting well with your feet trapped. If there is anything you need or anything I can do for you don't hesitate to let me know!

[katayoku_tenshi]

Hi Guenther! I like this box. Everyone talks to it. The room's still quiet but I can pretend I hear your voices.

Thank you for the basket, by the way. Still not sure what to do with the bear bees. Will have to think about it. Maybe the box can tell me if I ask.

Peach might have some ideas too. She was looking at them...

[Peach is Aelita's puppy. XD]

[cetteameperdue]

...I'm bringing you some blankets. Are you cold?

[katayoku_tenshi]

Cloud! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Don't worry, I'm fine, nothing hurts -- they have the most remarkable drugs --

oh.

wait.

I'm cold, Cloud. Come and bring your wing? I'll be a lot warmer with you in my lap. And your wing over us both. Nice velvet wing. Nice and warm. Much better than blankets. ♥♥♥♥♥

[Seph is under the misapprehension that this might actually have been convincingly subtle and sneaky. XD]

[cetteameperdue]

....*snerk*

Coming, dearest.

[It made me laugh, so it's perfectly fine~]

[katayoku_tenshi]

I'll be right here! ♥

...well. I would anyway.

stupid feet. Where'd they hide them anyway...

[angel_thief]

Sephiroth-san...are you ok?

[katayoku_tenshi]

I'm fine. Bullets all gone. Nothing hurts at all. Amazing.

um.

Wallpaper. Not supposed to breathe, right?

Just checking on that...

[angel_thief]

B-bullets?! What happened?! How'd you get hurt?!

...not generally?

[katayoku_tenshi]

Father Abel and the robot wanted to kill me. And then the robot shot Sister too. They wanted me to die. I don't know why. It was all ...wrong.

Mother is too good at making everything be all wrong.

I think Mother is gone now, though. It's very quiet in my head. And I killed the news box, so it's very quiet in my room too. Just me and talking-to box. (Hi box. Good box.)

Except for I think the wallpaper is snoring. But it's kind of nice. Sleepy...

[ooc: This branch of this thread is what he's trying blearily to describe, and as of the time of this post he hasn't figured out what went wrong...]