I fell down some steps while chasing a kid at work today and sprained my ankle really badly. Said child then stood there and laughed a maniacal laugh as I yelled for help from anyone within earshot as I couldn't stand up ( Read more... )

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I woke up this morning and took a shower as usual. I remembered that it was trash day and decided to go out and take the trash out for fear that I might miss the trash truck. Since I was going out anyway, I decided to take the dogs out earlier that I normally do. So, I threw on my robe and Shannon's slippers, let the dogs out, and started rolling ( Read more... )

I've spent the last hour or so looking for pictures of clavicle surgeries. What I have found has not been pretty. I won't post any of the really gross ones, but here is one that is not so gross of an x-ray with the plate like I am going to have.


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My new definition of hell = injured, in pain, and stuck in a house with my mother. More on that when I can type better ( Read more... )

For those of you who haven't already heard ( Read more... )