Semi-automatic LJ updater.....fun

[kateamoo]

ntry is as follows

Comments

[anonymous]

Joshua's only 16?! Right, if anybody asks..

..whatever.

That thing is pretty realistic. You should have seen me there, I was rubbing my eyes in disbelief for hours thinking you'd actually moved to Idaho. But then you said we're all special to you and i knew it wasn't you. But then you said that you were updating this journal for the first time in ages, and i knew it was you again. Now i don't know what to think. It's the coffee. It slows down your brain stuff and i've been drinking too much lately. Or not enough. Or maybe i've just been drinking actual human WEE?!!! Not yet, but it's on my to-do list.

[monkeybumface]

You're such a.......such a.......a.........right? Don't you forget it either. Letting the side down big-time now. I thought we had a silent agreement on this one but oh no, you've gone and stabbed me in the back with your keyboard. I'm so mad theres blood coming out of my eyes.........but that could actually be someone elses blood that happens to be near my eyes. It looks pretty cool though. I hope it doesnt give me some kind of disease.

[anonymous]

I silently agree with no man or monkey. Get your act together and update your journal schlubbo, then we'll talk. And just for the record, i don't know who he is but Bruce Campbell sucks.

Ye know?

[monkeybumface]

Shut your piehole, bongor. Bruce Campbell owns the world and you will do his bidding. At auctions, probably. Hes a busy guy. Im a busy guy. Theres so much porn in the world and only so much bandwidth to download it all through.

[alittletired]

You're beautiful.

[monkeybumface]

You should see me without my makeup.

[alittletired]

Horrific?

[monkeybumface]

I dont know whether to be offended or just deeply wounded by this. Whatever decision i make im guaranteed to end up with gas pains so thanks very much.