hiding out in the canyon is excellent, though I thought it would be an inconvenice, it's not, really ( Read more... )

i shit you not. on cartoon network RIGHT NOW the pee wee christmas special is playing ( Read more... )

why? why did I agree to do Mikey's homework? even offer up my (strangely limited) time and effort ( Read more... )

"Hey Mom! Look! I ate your dildo!"

to be this way now makes sense ( Read more... )

walking down the street today in motorcycle boots and pink gingham dress a man said to me 'you're looking very mindy today'.
what the fuck does that mean?

Which Tarot Card Are You?


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I'm going disneyland!
(and prolly sneakin smokes on the down low)
and draggin my fam all over that damn park.
I am the luckiest girl IN THE FREAKIN WORLD!

I've been saying 'darling' and 'dear' altogether too often. And smoking to much. and not wearing enough make up ( Read more... )

why move back into the neighborhood where your presence is least wanted?
because to the logicless person it seemed the best thing to do.
as I've been told, I've made my choices
victim of my own treachery, as we all are