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Umbrellas, Kebabs, and Saveloys, What Next is the Question?
anadapta0801 and I hypothesised, the other evening, that Sherlock has most likely tried and tested all illicit substances known to man out of sheer curiosity and boredom. We then wondered what he'd be like on the more 'modern' drugs, since heroin is apparently out for this reboot. Then this happened.
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Explain yourself, young lady.
WARNING WARNING HERE THERE BE TEXT
This was originally posted at my cobwebby deviantart, but I have been advised to add it to eljay, because it is apparently "eljay-ey". So I fear I must oblige.
I mean, it does explain in rantful fashion what I've actually been doing for the best part of a year, so.
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The Curious Life and Times of Messrs Strange&Charm, Gentleman Investigators of Paranormal Phenomena.
THAT TITLE. SO LONG. DOESN'T FIT ON YOUTUBE.
THE FILM. ON YOUTUBE. FINALLY IS. AKFDJSKDA.
It took four and a half hours to upload.
And I am physically unable to watch it any more.
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What I would do sexually to Ben Barnes.
Dorian Gray.
DORIAN GRAY.
How can a film be that bad? How?
And how can I still enjoy it?
Let me tell you, it is a simple reason:
Ben Barnes has sex with everyone.
When he is not doing so, he is wearing fancy fine well-buttoned coats and waistcoats that show off his girlish waspish waist.
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Life lesson: When measuring garments in the quality control department all day standing up, make sure you're not standing on a freshly-sprained ankle. The results may be amusing and intriguing, but will also give you the sensation of dozens of tiny fire ants biting the inside of your flesh as they groove away in a disco where the sound is turned up ( Read more... ) -
What's that coming over the hill? Is it an icon?
WELL HELLO THERE BATCH THREE.
My iconmaking is still going strong, it seems.
As usual, Star Trek isn't mine, credit if you like 'em, and they should all be the right size for eljay. Magic.
#50 is iconned from ZIS.
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More icons! Again, some are animated. Madness.
Disclaimer as usual: If I owned anything to do with Star Trek, I'd have to have a time machine. And I don't. So I don't.
Quote on #12 shamelessly ripped off from 'friends'. And I am not sorry. #32 is from 'A Midsummer Night's Dream', because I are literary.
I'm only cruel because I love it.
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Star Trek: Not mine.
Crack and any brainless photoshopping: All mine.
Have some TOS icons! Some of them are even animated! I hope they do not displease, and apologise for any loss of brain cells.
Please credit if you decide to use them. It's what Captain Kirk would do. Or maybe Scotty. I get the feeling that Kirk'd just steal an icon and run away.
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If one more person tries to defend their use of gay as pejorative slang because it's 'just a word', I may be forced to STAB THEM IN THE FACE. -
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I just made up a new sandwich!
Hooray!
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