tonight i helped a lady zip up her dress

and she didn't even tip me

lookee what i made:

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my birthday is national dance like a chicken day. i wish it were lost sock memorial day. what's yours?

it's pretty frightening to think that matt's mom is going to be illustrating a series of children's books, one of which is titled: who struts with that butt? now what the hell is that going to look like?

you know that song

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hello everyone, as you all know, the governator's promise to oppose the same sex marriage bill that the state assembly has passed is a hot topic in california. this decision is very important to me and i would like everyone to take the time to make their opinion known. please call (916) 445-2841. following the automated instructions press 5 to ( Read more... )

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