sometimes people can be so self-absorbed and/or oblivious that it just astonishes me. i want to rap them on the forehead and say "helloit also really bugs me when people call me and say, "who is this?" i think it's so damn rude. you're the one who called me so shouldn't you know? i think next time that happens to me i'm just going to hang up. ( Read more... )

YrAlphonse: Keepin it real?
kay atsign: real smelly
YrAlphonse: oh yeah
YrAlphonse: real high over here
YrAlphonse: we never change

this past weekend has made me realize how much much happier i am now than i was just a few months ago. i feel like brenda getting drunk for the first time at keiko's, throwing my arms open and shouting, ( i love everyone! )

so thurs i woke up sick, went to work from 3-11pm, came home, went back to work at 8am the next day, drove to fremont to finish planning the shower, went to bed at 2am, got up at 9am saturday to decorate the restaurant for said shower, had shower, went back to fremont to decorate/cook for party, have said party, go to bed at 3am, then drive back ( Read more... )

holy crapface. i am the shiznit. i should be an event planner. the bridal shower went so well that one of the guests asked me to do her daughter's shower. too bad she lives in crescent city.

also, i bought a tool box, butt my hammer doesn't even fit in it. boohoo.

i bought a hammer today. it made me happy. and i got free screws from the same guy who gave me free boxes last year. i should've bought that level. and i want a power drill.

my conversation with my county treasurer/ tax collector/ former speaker of the state legislature/ jehovah's witness/ english garden fanatic/ dramatic home furnisher neighbor:

me: hey, fred, did you hear we're moving?
fred: oh shit
me: yeah, we're moving into an apartment behind the house
fred: oh, good. so you'll still be in the 'hood

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you can call me!

i dropped my phone in the toilet today.