So, my LJ is (slowly going) Friends Only, which doesn't matter so much since I don't post here anymore. You should feel free to friend anyway if we have interests in common, as I still read & comment on friends' entries. And if we're already friends, ignore all this malarkey.

Where can you find me?

tumblr & twitter

I just want green tea that tastes like green tea. Stop making green tea taste of various fruits. I do not want orange, lemon, or pomegranate flavored green tea ( Read more... )

My brother and I are peas in a pod. We are both high-achieving slackers with no clear idea about what we want to do in the future. We're too smart to drop out of life completely, but not smart enough to do whatever we want without working for it. He wanted to go to law school until he worked in a law firm, and I wanted to go to medical school until ( Read more... )

I may or may not be watching the Italian version of Survivor, "La Talpa," because Matteo Tagliariol is on it and he is one hot fencer. I don't know what the fuck is happening, but that's okay. I think the show is mostly an excuse to see attractive people do ridiculous things. In Italian. EDIT: It's totally not Survivor, it's "The Mole." In Italian ( Read more... )

Oh my God. Oh my God.

I am so happy and relieved right now.

I'm so proud.

Dear Barack Obama,

Could you stop being so adorable? The rerun of last night's Daily Show is killing me with adorable.

However, if you and Joe Biden keep emailing me, I'm going to have to put you on my spam filter. I swear, I already gave you my vote, now please leave my inbox alone. Sorry, bb.

Love,

Me.

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BUMBLEBEETake the Transformers QuizThat's right. I am awesome ( Read more... )

RYAN LOCHTE WHY ARE YOU AT THE STADIUM NOWWWWW? I was there all morning putting out recycling bags and picking up beer bottles, but now that I'm home and watching the game on TV, I see Lochte and Dara Torres are therrrrrree. Not fair at all.

But hey, this morning was actually really fun. People love the Green Team. Really. People yelled about how ( Read more... )

Dr. McSwimmy. I can't even handle this amount of hilarity right now. Also? He looks good.