I take WAY too much glee in being a brat.

Yesterday I received a compliment that I have received before and usually I just say thank you. Yesterday I was feeling mischievous, and I knew the complimenter well.

She said, "Wow! Your face doesn't look pregnant at all!"

I replied, "Well, that's not where I am carrying the baby."

I am still giggling at ( Read more... )

Why do most people who have initials for names have a J as one of the initials?
I have known AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, JJ, LJ, OJ (if you count the football player. I haven't known anyone personally), PJ, RJ, TJ, JD, JR, and JT.

I made a cake!


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It really bugs me when there aren't consequences for my actions ( Read more... )

I slow danced with my husband last night ( Read more... )

My post to littleschempp this morning has had me giggling all day long.
Snorglefort Billboard Schempp is the funniest name ever!

Edit: Ian came up with Snorglefort Taxbreak Schempp. I love it!

I found the perfect birthday present for Ian! Due to lack of practice in childhood, I am terrible at waiting until a holiday to give someone a present, but I am determined to keep this a secret for the next two months. Here is the trick for me when it comes to secrets: I need one other person to know. If no one else knows, I feel like that secret ( Read more... )

Is it just my imagination, or has every person in Seattle been in a good mood the past two days of sun?
Traffic has not improved or worsened, but everyone seems happy.

littleschempp is a boy!

I started my weekend out by attending a lovely wedding reception Friday night ( Read more... )