My house cracks me up sometimes

[katiger]

So two random English backpackers turned up at the house today. I was home alone and they rocked up saying my stepfather had said they could stay, my house being as it is I didn't even consider that they could be evil axe-wielding serial killers till after I'd let them in and offered them drinks. Turns out they're my stepfather's, second cousin's,

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[v0dka]

...or they're just pedo's who lied to you.

[pizzashark]

Damn that's hot!

[angelicdeaths]

Apparently they're Gary's, second cousin's, husband's, friend's son.