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What the hell is that supposed to mean, you sarcastic little cunt, LJ?!

See ya in 6 months buddy!

Mrs. Claus is a sexy whore!

...is there broken wood everywhere, but more importantly where did it come from?

So the city (where I havent worked for a year) says they'll pay me gangs of money to sign a paper saying that I'll retire...Should I spend all the money on sweatsuits and prune juice?

Oh true dat my homie, true fuckin dat!

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

Am I typing something interesting?