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cookie recipes!
We are having a cookie contest at our work Halloween party and I need help. Winning team gets $100 and while all of Martha Stewart's recipes are gorgeous, they are complicated to an unfortunate degree! Somebody help me get this money. -
i quite like this thing
katlinscarlett's Halloween party:
abortedtoolate dressed as a walking Guillotine.
atomicteapot dressed as a substitute software design overseer.
attackthechill dressed as Camilla Parker-Bowles when she becomes Queen.
awcomix dressed as a firefighter.
beatonna dressed as the Brady Bunch -- all of them.
bunnyundies dressed as a safety for the Colts.
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Is anyone else having problems with Safari? I'm about to lose my shit. It keeps shutting down unexpectedly on me every single time I try to use it. I hate goddamn Firefox like poison. Somebody help! -
Jokes
I made a jokey joke at work the other day and I think it's funny, but my coworkers won't stop making fun of me!
We were talking about PT cruisers and those Chevrolets what look like PT cruisers.
Travis: It looks like a hearse.
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A Baby
I had a dream in which I was pregnant! It wasn't a nightmare, though! I was all hell of stoked to be having this baby. Anyway, I woke up and decided to do a baby generator. I cropped it because they insisted putting the photos of the parents on the thing and I can't really have the general public knowing whose baby this is besides mine. The point ( Read more... ) -
Here's a list of things I pronounce incorrectly
Er= or
tuh= to
fer= for
huhlayerious
hullehw
are-ent (I pronounce the e in aren't)
idn't= isn't
dudn't= doesn't
All of these can be attributed to sheer laziness. Thank goodness for my way with words. If my diction wasn't so good, I'd be classified a simpleton. -
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Dear You,
Whenever I tell girls I have a crush on you, the reaction is the same; A nose-wrinkle and a "Really?!". In one instance, the news even elicited a, "Barf." My point is, creep-dog or not, I happen to be your best bet. I think you are the hottest shit going and the best part is that I'm the only one! Seriously, I'd wreck you. LET US FUCK ( Read more... ) -
A Tale of Woe
This afternoon I went to the grocery store. Upon parking, I saw a car, identical to Ryan's, pull up. The driver's silhouette against the heavily tinted windows was also identical to Ryan's. I approached the car while the guy was still inside. I stood about a foot from the door, grinning. When the guy turned to open it, he was obviously startled by ( Read more... )