Tell me your favorite bad/silly/punny/groan inducing joke, then ask the same on your blog/journal/diary/whatever...

Here's mine:

"Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil."

Yep...sick and wrong. Bad mental image.

From Audrey: "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa

Posted to the "phone dog" wireless phone review comments ( Read more... )

I finally made it to see a specialist in immunodermatology at the U of U. He's the guy they send you to when no one can figure out what you have. For 8 years I've had symptoms of some sort of autoimmune disorder similar to Lupus, but with other symptoms not explained by Lupus. This doctor was awesome! He read the 5 pages of notes I brought and ( Read more... )

Gah......I hate bi-polar disorder. I hate that I'm nuts and stupid and just have these fits of needing things so badly I can hardly stop myself. I hate that every January I crash and burn emotionally and want to leave Utah so much I could scream. And I hate this auto-immune problem. I'm tired of being exhausted and hurting and coughing and ( Read more... )

I've been sick since just after Thanksgiving. It started like the flu; monster sore throat, headache, spiky fever, muscle aches etc. Like the flu, it took a couple of weeks to get better but by then we were into Christmas preparations and I was doing too much and out in the cold too much and I ended up with pneumonia. I've had that before, so I ( Read more... )

In about 15 minutes, I will have been married to Shawn for 8 amazing years. It's hard to believe it's gone by so fast. It's wonderful to know that even though we change and grow, we're always going the same direction. It's fantastic that when he reaches out to hold my hand, it still gives me tingles. I'm still completely smitten ( Read more... )

Conversation with my daughter yesterday ( Read more... )

I've been infected.

It's like this!

Stolen from "The IT Crowd"

For a friend whose clock is missing or broken. Hope this helps more than my last post.


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Most of you know how much I love being a mother. Often the reasons are so numerous and so personal that I can't find the words to express them. But tonight I think I've nailed a few down and thought I really ought to reiterate why being a mom is the greatest job on earth ( Read more... )