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"Don't preach that end of the world crap to me. I'll have you know the rapture happened way back in the 1970s."

"How's that possible? We would have heard something about it."

He crushed out his cigarette in the well-used plastic ashtray. "Son, you can't tell me that God doesn't know how to retcon."

"Our youngest is in the Girl Guides," I said.

"Nothing like building camaraderie through camping, I suppose,"
Stephen replied.

"You think the Girl Guides camp? That's kind of cute," I returned with a chuckle.

A soft noise like a thunderclap sounded, a ripple of electric blue light momentarily illuminating the room as Megan stepped forth from Elsewhere ( Read more... )

How to grow your brand:

1. Point magic staff at brand, implore it to make your brand grow.

2. ...Noooo! Those accursed Rangers!

"It's been happening since the accident," he said, sitting up in the psychiatrist's couch. "They said it was likely due to the head trauma, and it's frankly disturbing the hell out of me."

The doctor sat up in his seat, straightening his glasses. "These are the visual hallucinations you'd mentioned?"

"Exactly. It would be more understandable if ( Read more... )

"Couldn't we ride... I don't know, horses?"

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Now get on your giant flightless bird."

"I'm here. I'm glad you're there."

"Why do you keep saying that?"

"It's the slogan of a defunct Japanese satellite radio service, based on a line from a Vonnegut novel."

"And?"

"I've adopted it as a mantra of sorts. It keeps me grounded to know that I'm in the world with the others I know, and they know I'm here in turn."

I keep wanting to like/favorite posts on here.

An annoying oddity of this app is that it kills autocorrect when I'm entering a comment or entry, and that is an enormous pain in the ass.