Comments | katto_katto: Eight on the Blood Liar [voice]

katto_katto

Eight on the Blood Liar [voice]

Jul 05, 2010 19:13

[It was all just a new role to Wallachia. He knew what it would be like even before he recieved the phone call. After all, in Stalin's Russia, lies were made into reality on a regular basis; it was right up his alley! Even the impossibility of the task has not fazed him.]COMRADES OF MAYFIELD! I trust that you are doing your duty to country and ( Read more... )

there was no war with eastasia, still crazy, communism event, gentlemen behold i bring you, 1984 was right up his alley

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bawlingforsoup July 5 2010, 23:21:41 UTC

F-Feast on b-blood and entra...

[Thud. Con-grey-tulations, you made Latvia faint!]

katto_katto July 5 2010, 23:37:45 UTC

[Just as planned]

FOR THE GLORY OF OUR PARTY!

myblimpisbigger July 5 2010, 23:22:20 UTC

[Klaus is understandably intrigued. This man sounds like a Spark in the Madness Place; the talk of flying cockroaches confirms that.]

That is certainly an undertaking. How do you plan to do this? Genetic engineering or careful breeding? Either would work, though the first method would undoubtably be -- augh.

[And there it is. The splitting headache he gets whenever he tries to use his Spark, to use something that is no longer there. If he were any less of a man, he'd cry in frustration.]

katto_katto July 8 2010, 15:21:01 UTC

[Unfortunately he isn't a spark; he's a tad more terrifying.]

Sadly I am on a deadline and must use the limited tools I have available. Therefore grafting will be appropriate.

[He just ignores the other man's headache]

myblimpisbigger July 8 2010, 16:41:21 UTC

[Shhh, Klaus is convinced that the people in Mayfield are all Sparks (or their homeworld equivalents) and that's what's up with the whole kidnapping deal. Don't ruin his hypothesis, it's all he's got!]

Ah. Grafting. I suppose you can't beat the classics, but one has to wonder how you'll ever have enough time to make a functioning swarm of them with just grafting.

katto_katto July 11 2010, 16:27:16 UTC

The Party will provide!

redorblueshot July 5 2010, 23:33:49 UTC

Um, hate to break it to you, especially after such an enthralling speech, but...it's been done.

[1/2] katto_katto July 5 2010, 23:44:12 UTC

[2/2] katto_katto July 5 2010, 23:44:28 UTC

What did you say?

Re: [2/2] redorblueshot July 6 2010, 00:00:10 UTC

Sorry, Wallachia-san. Those flying cockroaches....already exist.

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sanctusdei July 5 2010, 23:40:45 UTC

Well, you just fit right in here, don't you?

katto_katto July 8 2010, 15:26:15 UTC

I try, comrade.

artwithknives July 5 2010, 23:41:36 UTC

That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

katto_katto July 5 2010, 23:52:35 UTC

Comrade Shinki.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON THE FRONT LINES?

artwithknives July 5 2010, 23:56:28 UTC

I'm too busy collecting bread rations. Sorry.

katto_katto July 6 2010, 00:13:06 UTC

...Well, I cannot argue with the will of the party.

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