The Dork Legacy 4.6
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 ]
This update begins with a teenager talking about music with her grandfather. Strangely enough, they got along just fine. O.o
Jean Luc: Why that's a mere child's book, isn't it, Q?
Jean Luc: Oh, wait, I'm reading the same book.
Hai Vanessa! :D Hi Einstein! :DD
Janeway's neck glitch, let me show you it.
Janeway: Oh isn't that just looooveely....
Janeway: Hello, grandfather dear. You're looking remarkably diagonal this evening.
GladOS: My Aperture Science Anger Nodes are activated. It should be addressed that we do not know why.
GladOS: We suspect that you may be the cause.
Roman: ...
Willoughby: It's my last day on earth...I want to go out with a bang, if you know what I mean!
OH NO YOU DID NOT GIVE A FAT BEN LONG TO WILLOUGHBY ON HER DYING DAY! BITCH WISHING WELL, IT. IS. ON.
o look he's magically beautiful i dunno how that happened doot de doot de doo...
Geordi: It's a miracle, great-gramma! He had a beak like a bird but now he looks like a normal person!
Geordi: Oh great graaaamaaaa~!
Me: Dude, kid, I think she's busy.
Oh well if that ain't just the cutest thing. big surprise he didn't get laid before now.
Trevor (I think): I'm gonna hit you pretty hard. Like a hammer.
Trevor: And I'm not the lightest guy in the world...so our safeword will be "Oh god you broke my hip!" okay?
Okay, yeah, that's definitely worthy of a last fling.
<33
Also <3333
Trevor: Can you play the siren? :D
Margaret: It's good to see my scantily clad husband is still engaging in wholesome family activities. :D
Dude, I know M&D is a big thing for you guys...but...you're related. Please stop. D:
That's better.
Jean Luc: I knew I should have put suntan lotion on my head! D:
At least you got buff?
Willoughby: There's a hula zombie behind me, isn't there.
Willoughby: But I didn't have sex with everybody yet!
Willoughby: I wonder if I could get these hula girls to give it up...
Death: YOUR DRINK, MA'AM.
Jean Luc: Intercepted!
Willoughby: NooooOOOoooo!!!
Death doesn't condone underaged drinking, though, so Willoughby gets it in the end.
Willoughby: :D!
Oh yeah, they had a vacation home. Forgot about that.
Awww, it's okay, guys.
Q: *makes a weird face*
Q: *makes a SCARY EYES OH GOD*
Much better. She's adorable!
Q: Not even my beauty can console me! D: GREAT GRAMMAAAAAA!
This oughta cheer her up a bit.
Er...I don't have InTeen. >.> wtf?
Colin: You're so beautiful in your little undies...
Q: That's nice and everything, but you're like a million years older than me. Please leave.
Q: OMG, and he totally perved all over me! I wanted to gouge my eyes out, like this!
Q: Call Chris Hansen? Who's he?
Janeway: Something doesn't feel right...
Janeway: Oooh, much better! Just...looovelyyy...
Jean Luc: Why, Geordi, that's just a mere child's book, isn't it?
Geordi: Dude, we're reading the same book.
Janeway: You look so tense, brother dear...let me rub your shoulders.
Me: >.<
Janeway: Yes, you're so built...I mean tense...
Janeway: How was that? Want me to do it again?
Janeway: Oh, my dearest brother. I love you.
Jean Luc: Love you, too, sis. Now if you'll excuse me, stuff to do!
These two are still in bed. I swear, they're like Charlie Bucket's grandparents.
Algren! I swear, there are ghosts around constantly.
SO-RA-MIMI CAKE! WONDERLAND! Er, sorry...school uniforms always make me think of Azumanga Daioh. Janeway would totally be Osaka. :D
I would like you to meet the first person ever to buy the cake that is not a lie.
And the sucker who DIDN'T buy one. Shelby just loves to start random arguments with the customers. Dunno why. O.o
Incredibly Beautiful Alien Woman: Good job! Best of the best and all that! Have 10,000 aspiration points, on me!
Apparently someone doesn't agree with the review.
Q: Quick, before someone catches me...make me super attractive!
Q: *sparkles!*
Fuck YOU, you stupid kid! D:
Q: And so then Bluebell was like, "It's not a hat, you know!"
Lainey: LOLOLOL "not a hat!" That's rich! It's totally a hat!
Look! Her head is normal!
Lainey deserved a *~fierce~* makeover. :DD
And then ALL of the kid's teenage classmates SWARMED Roman.
Vacationie: Call me, Mr. D!
Cute Classmate Who We'll Hereby Call Selma: You play beautifully! Are you always that talented with your fingers?
Roman: Well, yeah! Wait...what?
Selma: You're the coolest dad, Mr. D.
Roman: Er, thank you. You're a very nice girl.
Selma: Hoo damn!
Lainey shows everyone what she learned during her two weeks of violin lessons in fourth grade.
It's obviously beautiful.
Janeway: So my dad's pretty hot, huh?
Lainey: Well, I sure wouldn't say no to a date!
I love Janeway.
Lainey: Your store sucks! D: I WANNA FILE A COMPLAINT!
Lainey: GRRRRR.
Janeway: Ah! I've got just the thing! Our robot back there gives off calming pheremones! Let's have a sniff!
O.o
Roman: I hate this little girl.
Jean Luc: So, like...I think your hair is really...uh...shiny.
Selma: Really? Aww, that's so sweet!
Jean Luc: *score motion*
Vacationie: WHY WON'T YOUR HOT BROTHER TALK TO ME?!
Selma: Heeehee, awesome, it's raining! :D
The cuteness. I am ded from it.
Okay, okay, I'll stop.
Aww, they love each other. Even though they never speak to each other.
Nothing a game of Rock Paper Scissors can't cure!
You. Are. Amazing. AMAZING I SAY. <3
I decided to send the three teens out on a trip!
Hey, look, it's Tereth Na'aksa, my entry in the slapdash_sims Teen Top Model contest. I appear to have deleted his skintone.
And look again! It's Chansey Dork, that dirty pirate-stealing wench!
Jean Luc: Dude, so you haven't grown up AT ALL?
Chansey: lol Nope! I'm so old we're not even related anymore! :D
This becomes a trend. Q only has 1 or 2 nice points.
Looks like someone took Bruce Campbell and injected him with a huge dose of gay. LOL.
Q: Be the ball...I will be the ball...
Q: BEING THE BALL! BEING THE BALL!
Jean Luc: Captain's Log, Stardate 4325894: Still the prettiest. Still not King.
Waitress: Excuse me, sir. While your muscles are undoubtably worthy of ogling, I need to use that sink.
See?
Q: Hey there, fellow people of legal drinking age! Lookin' good!
Q: And you over there! Nice tie!
Gashi, my boyfriend: Uh...thanks.
Townie: I love girls of legal drinking age! Let's dance!
Townie: That's hot! I wonder if she'd give me noogies, too.
Smustle faces are awesome.
Don't let her fool you. She's pulling Janeway in for another noogie.
Janeway finds solace in the only way she knows how.
Meanwhile, apparently everything's gone to pot during the 0 seconds the kids were away.
Geordi: Zzzz...I'm so hot...
Geordi: I'd totally...zzz...ask me out...zzzz.
GladOS had wanted to hire him for some time now. :D
Hideo: You like our product! It very delicious, and moist!
What a charmer. -.- But notice that geisha girl in the background seems to like him!
Hideo: Beautiful Simpponese woman! You come to Simerica just to buy our beautiful flowers, yes?!
Hideo: Your breasts pretty big for being Simpponese! :D
Hideo: See? I give you the compliments, you buy the flowers! :DD
This is going to turn out well.
Q still loves fishing more than anything.
Janeway keeps it real, yo.
GladOS: Oooh! I recognize this behaviour!
Birdwatching: you're doing it...wait, wtf ARE you doing?
Fantastic. -.-
Willoughby! :DD Man...that's been almost every ghost this update, huh?
These two are getting less cautious.
Really less cautious.
LOL.
Fitting end to an update, no? But it's for a good reason, because the next update should be up within moments! :D