Comments | katwoman1969: I CANNOT wait to catch me some vandals!

katwoman1969

I CANNOT wait to catch me some vandals!

Jun 06, 2008 13:03

Who the FUCK is going into my patio every night and destroying my flowers? I just found an entire flowerbed full of decapitated irises and lilies. This is second time it's happened in the past 2 weeks. The irises are always weak and don't grow well up here, but they are a tribute to my aunt and now I won't get to see them bloom. The lilies are ( Read more... )

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Detective Katwoman is on the case! katwoman1969 June 6 2008, 21:32:07 UTC

Because I know everyone is soooooooooo interested in this (or rather, y'all enjoy seeing me get good & pissed off), here's more. The cop was very nice and we chatted for quite some time. He told me where to go find a motion detector light that will record video for 20 sec at a time when the light is activated. So, that's our Friday night! Dinner out at a nice restaurant, and then on to Sam's Club to buy this light and hook it up while our vandal is on a roll ( ... )

oh, and.... katwoman1969 June 6 2008, 21:33:51 UTC

My newspaper bag from this morning is all torn and scuffed up, like someone used it to decapitate some flowers...

mean people suck clearview_stl June 6 2008, 22:36:39 UTC

i guarantee you, if i get ahold of whoever stole Galen's bike, it will not be pretty.

go get 'em, detective Kat. you need your own show ... and a sidekick.

rebl1969 June 7 2008, 11:57:20 UTC

I think there's something wrong mentally with your paper boy. When I saw his face last month he looked...off. He reminded me of the retarded boy who lived down the street from us growing up...smart enough to function, but didn't quite understand proper behavior and full of anger.

Caught Him, In the Act katwoman1969 June 7 2008, 12:29:30 UTC

I caught the fucker. Yep, it's the paper boy. I didn't think of it until late yesterday, when I was reflecting on what the cop had asked....if we had pissed anyone off lately. All the pieces seemed to fit. Calvin figured he had stashed a stick somewhere (because last weekend he tore up our little american flag that was up for Memorial Day and we never found the dowel), but he searched and coudn't find it ( ... )

Re: Caught Him, In the Act rebl1969 June 7 2008, 16:58:30 UTC

You should call the paper. Totally. He was on the job when the vandalism occurred.

about your plants anonymous June 7 2008, 13:06:50 UTC

Any chance that it is Animals? My mom used to rant and rave at the squirrels in her yard tearing up the plants. And Rless' dogs can do a fabulous reincarnation of a nuclear bomb on -any- potted plant I put on the back patio....and then there was the squirrel that snipped off a HUGE sunflower from his mom's garden, and they were there to see him running up a tree with this flower in his teeth, like he was preparing to Tango!!!! Very cha-cha-cha! Just thought I would ask.....I'd be mad too! :o(
-Cherise

Re: about your plants anonymous June 7 2008, 13:16:39 UTC

Ah.....just read your followups.....DUDE!!!! I Would Be On The Phone IN A HEARTBEAT!!!!

For all you know, he has been doing this sort of activity at EVERY house he delivers the paper. If is probably more than just you....if you don't call the cops, you should Definitely Call the Paper.....AND install that light....cuz payback is a bitch.....and he might do it again, even though you called him out in the act, and in front of his mom/grandmother....

If he does anything AGAIN, Then Call the Cops!

Sounds like he needs some quality time with a psych.

Here is hoping your flower is okay.
Rat-bastard-flower-hating-paper-boy!

-Cherise