Ughhhhh so I keep talking about how I’m so ~thrilled~ that tiktok wasn’t a thing when I was a kid… liiiiike just reading through my first several years (!) of livejournal entries gives me such a rush of cringe that I cannot imagine putting that energy into visual form. But at least we’ve all been there, kind of. Being a teenager sucked so hard ( Read more... )

Fourteen years. So, I'm 32 now and I've given birth to three boys; 5, 2 and 2 months. My womb has brought forth life. My loins.

What the fuuuuuuck. This is the most coming-of-age-y shit in the world, man ( Read more... )

I'll be 27 in twelve days ( Read more... )

OH SHIT IT WORKED ( Read more... )

Hey ( Read more... )

Wow. Fuck my life ( Read more... )

Neat, I still have a livejournal.
Um, I can tell you right now because nobody reads you.
I think I'm going to NY this weekend, completely on a whim.

I need adventure. I'm dying.

Whoaa heeeeeey dude ( Read more... )

Really all I had to say was on facebook.

To recap:
"Champagne of bears!! B-E-A-R-S. Hahahahaha. It's beers! Bears ( Read more... )

Seriously, some woman just walked in, made a bunch of copies, and walked out. And we're not allowed to tackle the bitch ( Read more... )