I got My Car back today! Me and vicky have been blissfully reunited and I swear to god if anyone tries to take my baby from me again I'll fucking kill you. Yes, she's bruised and battered, but so am I. We suit each other just fine and I don't care what any of you think about her ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that the police woke me up knocking at my door at 7 this morning and I wasn't the least bit shocked to see them? Is it also wrong that I didn't bother to put any pants on when I opened the door to speak with them ( Read more... )

It's three thirty and I'm not asleep. I have to work at eight. But nooooo sleeeep for meee.

I hate getting my days and nights mixed up.
Theres a wierd china townish movie on, I hate cheesy chinatown cop movies. But then again I love kung-fu flicks so, I'll deal.

Me and Dave went skiing. We had fun. We wiped out terribly several times but I have to say, I'm proud of the kid, we knew we couldn't ski and we still said "fuck it, we're doing the big hill ( Read more... )

One of my customers had me come to the salon she works at after work and she cut my hair for me. Once again it's short. Very short. I might post a picture later ( Read more... )

Inevitably things will always fall apart. I know this because life likes to watch me try and make sense out of pure shit ( Read more... )

Are you ready for another angry and depressing rant about the evils of Valintines day?  Are you ( Read more... )

Tomorrow night (friday the 10th) Canada, Windsor, Booze, probably strippers, definitely drunk Windsor girls, Booze, Pizza Pizza, Booze, Irish music, drunken debauchery and so much more. Thats right folks it's time once again for...

Guys Night out in Canada!
Be there, Be Drunk or Be a Pussy!

* Kaveh takes no responsibility for the actions of ( Read more... )

I know I will not be the only one to say something, I just really need to get this in early. The Rolling Stones need to be shot. Seriously. Mick needs to be put out of his misery, even if he doesn't know how miserable he really is ( Read more... )

Yes David that was a line from a Bright Eyes song. No, I don't really hate Bright Eyes, but lets face it, when someone is as Emo as you, listening to bright eyes is like giving a knife to a small mexican ( Read more... )