Where the fuck are all my customers? This is retarded, it's almost 11:00 and I don't have $200 up for the store yet ( Read more... )

There is indeed a point in life when a man must come to terms with himself and decide to act responsibly. I have not it seems, come to that point in my life. I acted like a fucking retard last night, and I drank very irresponsibly insulted some people, dropped other peoples opinion of me very much, and may have sexually harassed more than what is ( Read more... )

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I swear to god if the fucking dish rep shows up at my store today I will fucking kill myself. Or him, I havn't really decided which yet ( Read more... )

Psych tonight was very nice and it can only be summed up with a quote from the wedding crashers ( Read more... )

In whatever seriousness I have left I have to say, Amaretto is the motherfucking devil. No really, Amaretto is completely evil. Like every girl who has ever told me that they "love" me amaretto lies right to your fucking face and it hides those lies with a very sweet tounge. I'll demonstrate the similarities ( Read more... )

My favorite scene at RS today ( Read more... )

Warning! to anyone playing Battle front 2 with me if by chance we are playing assault light vs dark side, do not play as Anakin. I will just switch to fette and use the flamthrower to set you ablaze. I will do this so much you will honestly hate me. And I will laugh my ass off everytime. "you were the chosen One ( Read more... )

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Scenes from inventory...

Kaveh- Reaghan my dear, I know you're pretty and very loveable, but how in the hell do you confuse a three count of psp cellboost's for ninety fucking three?

Kaveh- hey guys, who's going to count the battery spinner?
Everyone else- YOU!!
Kaveh- well then isn't this a scene of prison rape...

Cindy- allright, we're looking at 27 ( Read more... )