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Free Market Justice
When the RIAA seeks a remedy for the unlawful sharing of $.99 worth of its product, it knows it is assured of the right to a trial in a courtroom, with the purported pirate (eye patch and parrot or no) sitting at a table across the room, with a judge and, perhaps, a jury looking on. The RIAA knows it will be given the opportunity to stand in the ( Read more... ) -
Exceptional Accomplishments in the Field of Competence
I present to you the third installment of the series (the first available to the public ( Read more... ) -
What a Day!
And so today, a readily-stoppable force (Me) will collide with the immovable object (my Administrative Law final). Not a terribly epic moment, I'm afraid.
However, I am amused that, on the face of my to-do list, "Admin Final" carries the same weight as "Buy stamps" (both of which, of course, appear to carry the same weight as "Zombie Paint for -
Haikus to Study By
On Studying
Immigration Law
Why does Congress hate us so?
Outline, fool, outline!
Horizon Logic
Canceled flight, no deal
Volunteer for one hour wait
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Studying Tips
Continuing the tremendously popular and influential line of Guides to Life published to date, I bring you...
The Karl Smith Guide to Final Exams
Step 1: Schedule out-of-town trip for weekend before finals.
Step 2: Ensure you have important projects which prevent you from taking time off work either prior to or during exam week.
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Italy and the Law
Apparently Disney believes its characters are above the law. I predict the Italian courts will be precisely as successful as they were last time. -
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How does a team outscore its opponent 21-0 in the first quarter and lose 35-28?
Something is wrong with Washington football. I want to believe in Willingham, but something is seriously wrong with Washington football. -
A Touch of Insanity
daverules is in town. A bank in the U-District was robbed. Eh?
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As finals approach, I've decided a new vocabulary is in order. Mainly because life is entirely too serious. Here is a translation guide in the event you speak to me in the next two weeks:
- "panning for gold" = "reading cases"
- "being the sheriff" = "studying for exams"
- "hunting ( Read more... )
- "panning for gold" = "reading cases"
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Thanksgiving, Part Deux
As I prepare to consume the final sandwich made with leftover turkey, I felt it might be appropriate to again articulate those things for which I am thankful. For statistical purposes, I will omit those for which I am most and least thankful.
- LEFTOVER TURKEY!
- Endorphines (or "jogging," to name the chief way in which I release these)
- Non- ( Read more... )
- LEFTOVER TURKEY!
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Poll Good Chee...