How do you tell if you have lung cancer? If I have cancer I'll be pissed because I have only one person to blame, someone else.
This sucks so much.

You know what's a fun thing to do?
Say the name of a song and than say "in my pants!" Try it.

~In Pursuit of Vikings in my pants!

~American Woman in my pants!

~Smells Like Teen Spirit in my pants!

~Dude Looks Like a Lady in my pants!

~I Want Your Skull in my pants!

~Wait and Bleed in my pants!

Who else can think of some?

I am 57% Tortured Artist.

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Grim
You scored 72 Tr00ness!

By the hairs of Odin's beard! You're a metal soldier in the metal army. You are a dedicated fan, and probably have at least a decent taste in metal. God knows you know how to have fun. You can sleep well in the comfort that should a band come to town, you'll be right there to support them, like a good metal fan. ( Read more... )

Is that you tickling me?

I got confused again today. There was these two gay dudes fighting on the stairs over the jooish pickle dance. I got no idea what the fuck was going on. They yelled too.

im so drunk now its so cool. i hadsome fuckin' ... damn boozs it'll bern yo . i'm drooling\

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Well, I got a speedind ticket. This should do wonders for my insurance (wich for those who know me, is rediculus as it is). This fucking sucks. So I guess I'm dead.

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