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So, how was st. patrics' day for yall? Hoo got drunk? Anyone see a parade? Hoo puked? Hoo scored? Hoo blacked out n' woke up someplace interseting? I want to hear from EVERYONE!

Hey, world! So, hoos gett'n fukt up 2marow? (wuss) I don't know what I'm doin, but I sure as hell ain't gonna remember it. Well anyhoo... yall shood go n' check out me online comic, Zen Comics! yeah. S0 g0 t0 http://www.freewebs.com/zencomics & get your blaze on. I SAID IT! Fuckin' ( Read more... )

In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet [1]. Smaller children run the risk of drowning if they fall headfirst into the toilet. Injuries to adults include bruised buttocks, tail bones, and dislocated hips from unsuspectingly sitting on the toilet bowl rim due to failure ( Read more... )

but I took credit for it.

'07 will b worse. Yoo'll see.

Kill people out of bordom. Money is just paper that gives me durgs. Mashed potatos on the window! Beer should be free. #9. N64. lmnop... YOUR MOM! the armies shal crumble. The coffee shall get cold. Dry ice will melt into dry water! Yoo'll see.
DEATH TO THE UNBORN!

Fuck christmas

I'm dreaming of a WHITE x-mas.

Last night, I had a dream I was fucking a girl I don't like in real life, a girl I haven't heard from in months. Then 2day, she calls me. I don't pick up the fone so she leaves me a messsage telling me she folds underwear 4 a living. She spent a year being a bitch to me while compleatly fucking up her life & draging me down with her. I can never ( Read more... )