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I can hypnotize yoo with my butt!
Yes, I can hypnotize yoo with my butt. I just have to swing my pocket watch back and forth for some reason... and I do that for a while. Now, yoo stare deep into my brown eye -
Guess who remembered their password after a year
Man, I just wnet to court. It was boring. They took my case last even though they gave a verdict to the guy a got arrested with 6 or 7 cases befor me. I had to sit there for three fuking hours watching half the crowd pay up butt-loads of money and the other half getting hurded away in handcuffs and chains. An' they're was all these religious/ ( Read more... ) -
because I said so
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A, B, c, D, 3, f, blue...
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Suicide
Have you ever just wanted to cut your wrist and cry yourself to sleep? Go fuck yourself! Would all you suicidal emo assholes just shut the fuck up!? Shit! We all have problems in our lives. I'm fucking sick of hearing this shit all the time. Look at yourselves. You're probably still in highschool. You live in a nice house, with your parents, for ( Read more... ) -
Tune my fish.
Does anybody know how to tune a bass? I don't have a tuner for it. Does anybody know the relitive tuning for a bass? -
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I farted on my dog. -
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Pull my finger.