Today I invented the "Upside-down Inverted Swastafexagramtacle of David!" It's a swastika, a crucifix, a hexagram, an inverted pentacle, and the Star of David slapped on top of one another and flipped upside-down. I'll leave it to your imagination. Pete Steele, eat your ASS out!

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About Me Personality Quiz

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What is your name?KevinHow old are you?18When is your Birthday?10/14/86What is your zodiac sign?LibraWhere were you born?BronxWhere do you live now?Highland MillsWhat color eyes do you have?blueWhat color hair do you have?brownHow tall are you?5' 8How much do you weigh? ( ( Read more... )

The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!

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What is your favorite..gumJuisy FruitrestaurantWendiesdrinkKilju (home- made alcohol)seasonfalltype of weatherfogemotionhatething to do on a half daya what?late-night activitysleepsportbowlingcityBumblefuck, NowherestoreSilver Shack ( Read more... )

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Your Deadly Sins

Gluttony: 60%

Lust: 60%

Sloth: 60%

Wrath: 60%

Envy: 20%

Pride: 20%

Greed: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%

You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs.

How Sinful Are You?

You Were Actually Born Under:
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How You Really Feel About SexYour desire is best described as necrophilia.
You need 0.000000002 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel drunk.
At orgasm, you think "Oops".
At orgasm, you say "Oops".
Your ideal sexual experience is free.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Asshole!".

How Do You Really Feel About Sex?

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Fuck you! Fuck you all! HAHAHAHAHA!

What the fuck about me makes people so fucking mad? Hear me out. Well, a friend of mine, who's always fucking been obsessed with me, took me to a concert. Pretty cool. So I was hanging out with her the whole time, dancing, buying shit. While the last band was playing, some chick came up to me and started giving me drinks (I've been wanting ( Read more... )