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[kclman]

yesterday i was talking about the worst way to wake up (which has to be when byron was woken up by mrs simonette three inches away from his face). i had a rather rude awakening this morning: its 3 o'clock, i was dreaming about poop in one way or another (and remarkably, that wasnt enough to wake me up... sometimes i wonder about my subconscious)

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[seastars]

Kev, babe, I'm not sure this is an entirely appropriate thing to post for everyone to read! ;)

[kclman]

i was (am) bored, and that was all i could think about... sorry if anyone gagged.

[sere_nere]

*gag* no, not really. you want disgusting then read the first page, 3rd or 4th paragraph of The Color Purple. . .and about halfway through it when she's in bed with some lady. . .