i hate these kids.  i had such wonderful kids last year compared to the kids i have this year.  oh my gahd.  i hate my kids.  i hate my kids.  they cut my telephone cord.  they stole my phone handle.  what the fuck ( Read more... )

cuz even nice girls take advantage of you ( Read more... )

i am first place in both fantasy basketball and fantasy football this year.  last year i got first place in both also.  it's a lot of luck and a lot of micromanagement.  but it's been paying off.

if only real life could be going as well as fantasy.

laugh out loud.
i hate my kids this year.  my job has been extremely, extremely disappointing.

# of times i've rejected a hot woman's advances: 3
# of times i've questioned my sanity afterwards: 3

okay.  so ive met a lot of freaky girls at clubs and i got their numbers and never called.  whatever.  i'm sure many guys do that.  but there have been times when i've met girls who i thought were nice and gorgeous, but i turned them down.  whY?  ( Read more... )

today, i hate my  dad.  we had a big fight.  he wasn't making any sense.  he refused to listen to me.  he called me a bastard.  i'm glad i could run away to LA tonight.

sure, my family tries to be there for me for the most part, i guess.  my dad and my older brother often agitate me.  they both share a lot of the same characteristics that can drive anyone mad.  ive fought with both of them a lot growing up.  i guess that's how i got that somewhat antagonistic side of me.  now i just ask them questions that they ( Read more... )

i was at vons in the aisle containing stationery, shopping for school supplies, when from the other side i hear music being played.  i look to see a girl reading through some greeting cards and i asked out of curiousity, is that music being played from the card?  she turns and looks at me for a couple seconds without saying a word and then turns ( Read more... )

 i've become a monster.  i was always fond of getting into intellectual discussions/debates (theyre mostly debates because most people have very different views from me), but lately it's been almost a perverse joy of mine to get into them.  it's because i have so much knowledge, SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE, and my views are so consistent and deep that i can' ( Read more... )

i was getting along very well with this really cute girl.  then i told her i'm a huge nerd and a dirty pervert.  why did she stop talking to me????

If religion is defined by a deeply held belief in a set of principles -- ideological, philosophical, and even supernatural -- then I have found a religion.  It's just that I haven't met anyone who believes in the same thing.

My religion is:  Naturalist Misesian Christianity.

I believe scientific theories can explain the natural world, which includes ( Read more... )