We are having some really cool thunderclaps right about now. It is rumbling and a rollin'. This doesn't happen often in the Pacific Northwest. It would be really cool if it knocked out the power. OMG, how would we clock out?

P.S. I have a serious case of the Phukitz.

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My coworkers are driving me crazy. It is probably because I don't feel well but Jesus could you people please stop and think about what you are doing and what you are saying before hand. Oh, and if you try to fax something and it doesn't go thru becasue the other machine has a busy signal, don't refax it two seconds later.

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I'm sorry, mouthwater=saliva and that lady just took two gulps!

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I am so frickin' irritated right now. I have been working on this project all week and I would be able to get it done if I weren't interrupted ever five seconds with some bullshit. Seriously. SRSLY, one of my coworkers buzzed my office today to say she is taking a payment and she wanted to know what the guys name is. WTF???? Dude, fucking as ( Read more... )

So I go to the mailbox this afternoon and find a letter from the IRS that says my stimulus payment should reach me by the 30th. Awesome to hear, however, wouldn't it have been just as easy to send me the check as it was to send the letter?

I am glad I am a tax paying citizen....

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God bless Wikipedia. I was sitting here sort of listening/watching VH1 and heard the name Jizzy Pearl. Yeah, I thought, what the fuck did I just hear so I had to look it up.

Dude, it's not what you think. He is the dude who replaced the original singer of the band Ratt, not a porn start like I was led to believe.