I have to call this woman named Joelene and ask her not to take my man just becasue she can.

No, seriously, I have to call Joeleen. I hope I don't start singing that song, especially since I did just watch about a half hour of a Dolly Parton tv program yesterday morning.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/04/diana-palin-sarah-palins-_n_183097.html

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?&entry_id=37520

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/courtneys-latest-outrageous-outfit/2560?nc#id=1

I am actually feeling worse today than I did yesterday. Today, all of my sinus are aching along with the drippy nose, sore throat, and cough. I will be taking massive amounts of Nyquil tonignt and I am not working tomorrow.

RIP Isaac Hayes. You will be missed by all the children of South Park.

Rest In Peace, Bernie Mac.

Mike called me at 11:43 to tell me that there was a big earthquake in LA. He was on the phone with an insurance company and was put on hold. The guy came back a minute later and told him that he would have to call Mike back because they were having an earthquake ( Read more... )

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/ryan-seacrest-i-was-bit-by-a-shark/11306?nc

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25721700/>1=4300

Who would have thought it would cause a problem to give drug dealers and whores some privacy?