I'm tired of Iraq. Goddamn.


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Sweet Jesus.
It fucking snowed.

So, it seriously feels like someone jammed handfulls of Q-tips into my ears, duct taped my nose shut, lodged steel wool in my throat and filled my stomach with radioactive acid.

I'm out.

See you next week.

Peace.

Well, after getting home kind of late last night from going to visit Outdoor School, I decided it would be a grand idea to smoke a bowl. The only problem was that I couldn't seem to find a lighter in my bedroom, so I began to search the house just in case I'd dropped or left it someplace ( Read more... )

Boss: "Hey, I was wondering if you.. hey, what is she doing down there?!"
Worker: "Oh, she's shining my shoes."
Boss: "Then what's that in her mouth?!"
Worker: "That's irrelevent."

~A.Starr

Steve Irwin is dead.

Yep, the Croc Hunter went on his last expedition to the Great Barrier Reef and was killed by a stingray, which punctured his heart with it's barb.

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We'll miss you, you fucking crazy bastard.

"Don't call them Broads. Bitches HATE that!"

~Bob_Haut

"I didn't understand this at first, but YOUR CONVINCING USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS HAS MADE IT ALL CLEAR TO ME."'

~ J. Nairn

Worst Video Ever

It's funny.. or maybe I'm stoned..

On top of that, go see Clerks II. It's worth more than the $8.